HEY, HAVE YOU HEARD OF THOSE NEW CORDUROY PILLOWS?
They’re making headlines!
LOL! You’re welcome.
If you’re new here, and you somehow just landed on this page of all the pages on my website, welcome! This also means you don’t know me.
I’m Becca, and I love Dad jokes. I tell them often. In fact, I send one out weekly to all the pen-pals on my email list (sign up for that below!).
So I thought I’d create this page and give you some of my favourites, just for fun. Cause who doesn’t want to find a random page of jokes on a site they came to for learning calligraphy? It totally fits, right????
(K… it’s totally irrelevant. But this is MY site, and I-do-what-I-want!)
So buckle up, buttercup, and enjoy my collection of the finest Dad Jokes.
What word starts with “e”, ends with “e” and has 1 letter in it? Envelope!
What do you say to a friend who is struggling with grammar? “There, their, they’re.”
Who’s the king of the pencil case?? THE RULER!
I once swallowed a dictionary… it gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had!
What does a house wear to a party? Address!
Well, I was gonna tell you a joke about time travel. But you didn’t like it!
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