HEY, HAVE YOU HEARD OF THOSE NEW CORDUROY PILLOWS?

They’re making headlines!

If you’re new here, and you somehow just landed on this page of all the pages on my website, welcome! This also means you don’t know me.

I tell them often. In fact, I send one out weekly to all the pen-pals on my email list (sign up for that below!).

So I thought I’d create this page and give you some of my favourites, just for fun.

What word starts with “e”, ends with “e” and has 1 letter in it? Envelope!

What do you say to a friend who is struggling with grammar? “There, their, they’re.”

Who’s the king of the pencil case?? THE RULER!

I once swallowed a dictionary… it gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had!

What does a house wear to a party? Address!

Well, I was gonna tell you a joke about time travel. But you didn’t like it!

What do you call a bee that lives in the United States? A USB!

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazilian!

What kind of cheese do you use to lure a bear out of his cave? Camembert!

What does Superman take in his drinks? Just ice.

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